I found this image and it says everything.
A while ago the scariest person in the world the vet put me onto cardboard bites ‘low calorie food‘ claiming my belly was too big. I prefer to look at it differently, I’m not fat, I’m just big boned… and cuddly! Now I’m on diet food and I am not a happy chappy. My Parentals have attempted to be smart and put in half kitty biscuits they know I like, and half of the low calorie stuff. Do they think I’m stupid? Really? So I showed them, and I ate everything but the low calorie yuck stuff haha!
Okay, that was my rant. That is all!